The Soda Sex Theory (Reader Discretion Advised)

The Facebook Migration Series, Volume VI

Originally written September 13, 2010

So here we have a note on a lighter tone. But, then again, it can be sort of serious, I guess. The genesis of this theory came from my mind randomly during a discussion while at an outing. I mentioned it in two situations, but I cannot remember where and to who I mentioned it first.

Obviously, the topic here is sex. I know sex still is taboo to a lot of people (even adults which is wierd to me), but it isn't to me at all. I look at sex as something that everybodydoes, and it is the quintessence of our existance. So, if sex is what allows life to happen, and everybody does it, what the hell is the problem?

So you may be wondering how could soda related to sex? You'll see...

*Soda

I am not too big on drinking soda. However, I am fond of Hansen's soda, especially the Cherry Vanilla Creme flavor, which is the best soda of all time. I almost never drink other soda except for the once in a blue moon Coke or Root Beer. The ultimate problem that I have with soda is that it is not good for my teeth, it is too sweet, bad on my insides, and leaves a bad after taste in my mouth.

On the flip side, I do enjoy soda once in a while for that sweet strong taste. Every so often, I just have the craving for a Coke. There is just a rush I get from the sugar, caffeine, and carbonation that comes with soda. However, I know at all times that it is not ultimately fulfilling for me. With soda, there is a focus on the short term satisfaction over the long term well-being of myself.

*Water

Water caused one of the most epic arguments I have ever had with anyone about anything. As a youth, I once had an arguement with a friend about the taste of water. He argued that water tastes nasty, while I argued that water has no real taste, thus not being nasty since nasty is a discriptive quality of taste. As you can see, our argument had no way of coming to a resolution.

Anyhow, water is the most important substance to life in general. While water is colorless, odorless,  flavorless, and boring, it is the best thing for us. It is replenishing and refreshing. It does not have some of the detrimental aspects that soda and even juice have with the sugar, carbonation, and other added ingredients. While soda gives that nice rush, it is water that I know will be best for me in long term.

*Sex

I probably do not need to go into great detail about sex. Like I said earlier, everybody does it at this point in my life. Just keep in mind that we have casual sex and marital/relationship sex.

*Soda Sex

Soda sex is a combination of the effects of soda and the effects of a certain type of sex. In casual sex, it is something we (maybe not all) do to pass the time I guess. While it is great, it sort of reminds me of soda.

With soda, it is strong and in intense in the moment. However, for me, casual sex leaves this sort of bad "after taste" as if something wasn't quite fulfilled. While that instant satisfaction occurs, it really leaves a lot more to be desired, just as when you have soda and it leaves you only wanting more soda despite knowing soda is bad for you. I don't mean to say casual sex is necessarily bad for you, but for me it leaves a slight void.

*Water Sex

As an adult, I have to admit that I have such a profound respect for water as opposed to my youth when I only wanted juice, Kool-Aid, or soda. There are times where I desire water, and water only. While engaging in casual sex is fine for the moment, ultimately, I know that water sex (relationship/marital) is what's best for me. Yes, water does not have the strong, sweet taste of soda, but I find water sex to be the most fulfilling. Think about when you workout or do something physically intense. After you finish, you are thirsty for what? Do you want soda at that time? I would think not. I sure as hell would not. It is water that you would desire. When life gets tiring, I know that it is the water sex that would be most fulfilling. It would be most fulfilling because it would provide more than just that instant moment of satisfaction. It would be something that build on the relationship I have, making it much stronger. This stronger bond is what's going to help me grow and at least minimize that void that would come with soda sex.

I will still enjoy soda. However, as I get older, wiser, and more health conscious, I will desire water more and more...